Top 80%! Michael? Yeah? You know that I'm very serious here. JAN: Yeah, but Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee. I try not to think of it as lagging behind. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. You know what? Uh Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. It was just little things, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.Īre you serious? Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind. So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.Ĭome on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert. How long is the wait for a table for two? I would never, ever serve you. It's just It's nice to know, at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo 'has a belly full of rice this evening. MICHAEL: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall.Īnd I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity.Īnd I consider myself a great philanderer.

The office casino night